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HERE'S ONE FOR YOU BUN<- 
(FA BOY ATE AGREEN APPLE 
AMO GOT SICK WHAT WOULD 
HS TELEPHONE NUMBER BE? 


HA-HA- | GOT CHA 


\/\ ICHAEL ANGELO sat on the scaffolding directly under the ceiling of St. 


Peter's at Rome. 


He wasn't doing small stuff either. He’d been on his back up there for months 
painting. Mike was pretty near through. He rested a moment, then looking out of the 
window, said: ‘Half the world are squirrels and the other half are nuts. si 

We thought Mike was kidding but since pulling this daffydil stuff we think that 
Mike cheated a bit by saying only half are nuts. We are certain that ninety-nine 
per cent are as loose as ashes. 

You know that you've pulled daffydils yourself. Don’t tell us. Nix on that 
chatter about being a heavy thinker. Half those deep thinking guys are still trying to 
figure out how they get the jelly in the jelly doughnut. 

But that’s alright. Eight’s the number. Shoot! 

Oh, don’t take my word for it, ask the bartender. 

Gee-whiz this dog cackles just like a hen. I seen him do it. 

Gee, don’t take my word for it. 


Go ahead now, scamper across the parchment. 


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Published in the interest 
of all the 


DAFFYDILS 


and dedicated to all 
the members of the Club 


ee — 

THE HUCKSTE? WAS NELLIN G 
QKE A COMANCHE I~DI Ans 
AS HE PASSED DOWN TRE 
ATTLE ALLEY WOMEN HAD 
THEIR HEADS OUT OF THE 
WINDOWS LISTENING AND 
TRYING TO MAKE OUT Just 
WHAT HE NAS SAWN & 
FINALLY ONE BiODIE CALLED 
HIM OVER AND ASKED HIM \NHAT 
Kis CHATTER Wh 5 HE SQip 
“TE (TS (MPOSSIBLE TO 


INTERNIEN THE PRES OF MEXICO 
COULD THE COLISEUNI? : 


TAKE EM OFE DERRY 
WE ENOW YOU - 


-( ‘OH (M DOING a 
TURN IN A MOVING 


PrcTu RE #0USE 
WHERE Now 
Yea BEEN y 


| TEAR OFF 15 SONGS 
BEFORE 10 O'CLOCK 
DO THREE DANCES 
And RECITE /0 PoEMs 


ahs 


THE ss RUSHEN IN 
LOOKING FOR ETHEL THE 


BEAUTIFUL STENOG PAPHE 
BUT SHE WAS "OUD. 

NO HATWAS AROQUTIOD NO 
BAG NO PARASOL. SHE 
BLEN THE DOB AWD) LEFT 
HIM FLAT THERE WASNT 
EVEN A NOTE TO HIM. ON 
THE MACHINE WAS BA 
PIECE OF PAPER. SHE HAD 
IN RITTEN 

IF PLAYING GAS EBALY 
GtvES ONE A RUDDY 
COM PLERION WHY IS DOS 
WH Te? 
QUICK WATSON THE NEEDLE 


OZ “YOU'LL FINO sym PATHY (N THE DICTIONARY" 


»JUST SNE PT THE 
PLACE oOuT NAILED 
UP THE SIGNS HR 
TOMORROW AND 

CLEANED THE THE WINDOWS 


Se 4h 
« 


5) 

es eo 
siial ASS 

SHOT AT SUNRISE! 
THE CLUB MEMBERS MET 
LAST NIGHT AD DECIDED 
THE FATE OFTHIS POOR 
AUTHOR DAFFYpIL MEMBERS 
&RE ALLOWED SOME FREEDOM 
BUT WHEN WE GoT THIS 
WE HAD TO CALLA Spec AL 
SESSION, “Er READ 


IF THE SUNSET TIRE RUNS 
$000 MILES HOW FAR would 
A ACTS\WELL RUNABOUT ? 


OFFICER” 


HE'S IN AGAIP 


| 


| 


GEE— 
You're 
A HAPPY 
GUY, 


NEP 
NOTHIN 

TO 00 TILL 

TOMORROW 


* J FATHER ALWAYS WANTED ME TO GE ACLUE MAN 
(fj 
: =e ® NY] 


DANE AND LENA HAD GONE TO TOTHE SALT MINES OF 


fone PARIS ON THEIR HONEN MOOW SIBERIA You DAVE From 
IT WAS EXAMINAT(OM DAY FOR TWO WEEKS THEY HAD LONG (ISLANO CITY, THE 
IN THE LITTLE BLUE SCHOOL NOTHING BUT POTATOES AS suey TOST BLAWN IN WIhTH 
HOUSE . NERYONE HAD THAT WAS THE OWLY THING THE NEROICT: No CLUB CouLD 
PASSED BUT APPLE HEADED (N EREN CH THAT DAVE Couto | STAND, FOR THIS ONE » 
TIMMY AND KE FACED THE | READ: THs CAY HE CALLED "GRASPING HER ROUGHLY 
TEACHER WITH A DEFIANT | THE GARCON CvER AND BV TAE WRIST HE CRIED 
SLANT. "WHEN WERE THERE | PorNTIN © 70 THE MENU SAD. | LOE TEN CLIMB THE 
ONLW 2uy LETTERS IN THE. “HEN MR WAITER NHAT DOES | SLIPPERY ELM BUT | 


ALPHA BET" ASKED THE TEACHER] THIS MEAN IN NEWYORK TALK | SCALE THE SY CAmMORE * 


TIMN\Y LOOKED AT THE FLOOR QH PIPED THE MAN WHO DEALS 
A MOMENT AND THEN SHOUTED] THEM OFF THE ARM IT MEANS OFF @ b R 


“INTHETIME OF NOAH , | IFA TIGER PREYS DOES 

BEFORE UAnd | WERE BORN A MOCCASIN 9 
LETHIM UP QUICK WATSON te Neevie| = HE'S IN AGAIN: e 
HE'S ALL CUT HE SUST WAGGED HIS EAR. 


HI- HUN 
ES Be NOTHING TO 90 
sR 


= ! | TILL TOMORROW 
os os ii if J 


aS AY a 
= 5 wipes MANICURED HORSES 


STACKED GRAIN Sacks | WASHEO BUGGIES FROM GRM.TILL (WIDNIGHT 
FROM GA. LL WOON. _| FROM NOON TILL G-Pm._- ; 


DOC COOK “ALWAYS SAID ; 
‘VLE TRN ANYTHING Oaece” 


THE OLD TAR HADNT BEEN ON 
LAND FOR OVER TWG VEARS 
AS SOON AS HE H\T TERRA FIRMA 

KE RUSHED UP TO SEE HIS 
OLD SIDE KICK .TOM SHARIKEY 
°USHING OVER TAREE OR 
FOUR RUMS THE GALLART 
TAR STOOD FALE TO FACE 
WITH TOM. 

HA AA HEPIPED IF CORN 
KAS EARS HAS A POTATOES? 


TAKE EM OFF 


WE KNOW you!!! 


eore 


OH | DUST 
GOT UPAT G 
AND DEL\WERED 
THE MILK For 
BROTHER oTTO 
WHO US SICK 


TRAN SF/*¥E0 WITH HORROR. ! 
STOOD STARK STILL FOR ! DONT 
KNOW HOW LONG My GAZE 
WAS R\NETED TO A MYSTERIOUS 
WOMAN NONCHALANTLY LOUN GING 
IN AAN) BEDROOM AS THOUGH 
THERE WERE NOTHING BUT 
ACP IMESS IN THE WORLD - 
SUDDENLY DUMPING OP 
ANO SHRIEKLACG WwiILDLy 
SHE BELLOWED 


JFEINE PEACHEd WILL MAKE 
A PEACH PIE \WILLTIWO SHOES 
MAIKE A PEAR? 
QUICK WATSON 
THE NEEDLE!! 


Pe 

THEN \ WEN LAST NIGHT YEP 

OER “8 pene | RUT DOWN THE NOTHIN 
PLAcE aNo CARPET AND erie To DO TILL 
TENDED Bag MOVED ALL HE fe soFT | TOMORROW 
FOR HIM BLE PRMITURE Weer 

Cony mee in FOR Ma 


JOHNNY BUSTED MRS BUSH'S 
\WWINDO\N \NITH A BIG Spud. 
ONE OF THE GANG SQUEALED 
ON Hin, AND PR BROUGHT Him 
HOME BY THE EAR. RETER 
LOCKING THE CULPRIT IN 
TRE KITCHEN AND GETTING 
(RE WHIP PA RE ENTERED 
TE ROOM AND FACING 


JOKN SALD" WHAT Haye- YW DU 
TW SAN YOUNG Maw? 


JOHN KOOKED VP AND SAID. 


"= EVE WAS MADE FROM 


ADAM'S RIB WOW WAS THE 


MERMAID 
OFFICER: 


DUST OFF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR,. 


Seepe oe 


THE PARTNERS WERE IN 
AN AWNEUL (4URRY ABE 
HBO A LETTER FROM mOE — 
“WELL- 01 PED THe PARTNER 

| WHAT DOES HE SAY? 
THEN AGE READ — 
"RAISIN G THE MAINE IS 
QUITE A BIG UNDERTAKING 
BUT CUTTING OFF THE 
STEPS ALONG FIFTH AVE 
Isa MORE STOOP-ENDOYS 
TASIK — 


a] 

ITS THE HEAT:. 
HE'LL BE-HIMSELF AGAIN 

INA MINUTE ORSO- 
I'MON AVACATION 
THIS WEEK AND THE 
WIFE'S FoLi<s ARE HERE. 

WALKED ' EM THRO UGEI 
THE PARI< THIS MORN. 


WALKED UP TO THE 
TOP OF LIBERTY STATUE 
THIS AFT WITH EM 
AND THEN ALL 
THROU GH THE 200 - 


* JOHN DONT FORGET TO WIND THE CLOCK 
AMO FEED THE [itty ” 


THE FAT COP H&D JUST 
STARTED TO LEAD THE 
CON NICTED FELON Awahy 
WHEN THE JUDGE wHo HAD 
HERRO Him MUTTERING 
CALLED THE PRISONER BACK 
AND BAWLED WHATS THAT 
MOU SACO? THE PRISONER 
MEEKLY REPLIEO “OH - 
IF YOU TRIED TO Win A GIRLS 
HEART JUST FOR YN 
\NOULO VOU CALL IT A 
CON Quest? 


QUICK WATSON 


THE NECESSARY IMPLEMENTS 


TONE GAT 


THEY DONT WANT TO 
Miss A THING $0 | 
WALKED EM ALL OVER 
THE EAST SIDE 


HE STOOD ON THE BRIDGE 
AT MIODN(IGAT AS THE 
CLOCKS WERE STRIKING 
THE HOUR 
NO ONE HAD SPOKEN AWORD 
TO H71 mM THEY THOUGHT HE 
| WAS DAFFY ANDO LET HIM 
ALONE. SUDDENLY HE. 
PULLED AN ATTORNEY S$ 
| POSE ANDO HowLeo- 
| IE LONG WALKS CURE THE 
| BLUES WHAT WILL EPicurE? 
l 


: OFFICER: 


THE FELLOW WITH THE RED HAIR’ 


GEE" 
YOURE 
A HAPPY 
GUY 


as 


eee 


CRASH - BANG WENT THE TRAIN 
VAS IT COLLIDED wim THE 
BovuLDER, EVERVOMNE Was 
ACCOUNTED FOR EXCEPT THE 
ENGINEER. HALE A MILE 
AWAY THEY FOUND HIM NEAR 


if —— 


RE WAS WHITE AND STILL . 
THEN SHOOK HIM AND HE 
OPENED ONE GLIM SAYING. 
HA-HA-THEY THOUGHT [ 
KICKED THE BUCKET WHEN | 
TURNED A LiTtLE PALE (paic) 


BACK OUT - youRE 
INTHE \NRONG SLIP, 


ATREE STANDING ON ALS HEAD. 


¢ pul) RATHER BETUST WNHAT 1 Am THAN LOTS 
OF OTHER TRING S ” ; 


ae > 
= — 
a ~ 


— AUN 
dG aay 
5S SaaS 


HE FELL ON HIS NECK RIGHT 
(N FRONT OFTHE CITY HALL. 


NO USE TALI<INNG THE HEAT 


ANAS TOO MUCH: SOMEONE HAD 


TO FLOP ANO JERRY BLOOEY 
DID. TrKE BRODIE .THEN 
SOYSED HIM \NITH WATER 
BUT HE SHOWED NO SIGNS 
OF LIFE: FINALLY ONE PLU 
POT GRAVEL IN JERRN S ERR 
AND KE WOKE UP SANING 
TOTHE COP. 
IF ITS TOO HOT IN BARRACI<S 
COULD THE SOLDIERS STAND 
THE WEAT INTENSE (IN TENTS) 


QUICK WATSON 
TRE NEEDLE . 


GEE BILL 7s 
MIDNIGHT 

ARE You JUST 
LOCKING UP 


THE STENOGRAPHER 
15 UP COUNTRY THE 
BOSS WENT TOTHE 
GAME AND THE 
OFFICE BOY WENT 
SIN(MMING 


{| OPENED UP AT 
TTHIS MORNING 
CLEANED UP WROTE 
WO LETTERS AND 
HAD NO ERTS 


ae 


THE WAITER HAD JUST BROUGH 
HIM HIS ORDER OF WATER MELON 
ANOS BEER. HE TOOK ONE 
SLANT Ar TRE TABLE AMD 
TUMGLED OVER. AFTER 
WORKING OVER HLM FOR AM 
HOUR THE CUSTOMER 
PULLED THE WAITER CLOSE 
TO H(M AND WHISPERED - 
IE GERMAN NOODLE 
STOCK NETS 7 PERCENT 
How MUCH (S$ MOSQUITO 
NETTING ? 


OFFICER 
HE'S IN AGAIN. 


WELL~ NOTHIN’ 
Gee | T0 00 TjLu 
Youre | TOMORROW 


YoO'LL THINK IA A PRETTY WISE LITTLE 
FELLOW NHEN YOU KNOW ME BETTER 


oo 


HA-HA- Q 3 a a 
An WY : aS Ss & \ 
ee ik 
NERA WAS SITTING ON THE GEE THATS THE FUNNIEST MAC S\NORE THATTHIS PUP 
LANN IN FRONT OF HE HOUS® | PICTURE | EVER SAw” PIPED COULD CACKLE LIKE A 


HEN AND UNDERSTAMID 


(N OLD NINCENNES AND ALL 
WAS QUIET. BELIENE ME 
WHEN: ITS QUIET IN OLD 
NINCENNES ITS QUIET. 


ewer I WISH 1} COULD GERMAN. WE Gatien 
DP FRENCH SAY WHAT : 
DOES ITSAY UNDER THAT THE HAHA AND FIGURED 


PICTURE JOAN You CAN READ] F/M SOFT IN THE ATTIC 


THERE WASNT A LEAF PENCIL SOA ee A MOMENT Aree ene 
ANDICE Phere Newee | SLANT AT THEPAGE AnD | PORE GUSHED Thiam 
SHOUTED . READ ALOUD. SITTING UP ON HIS HIND 
WHEN A DOG BARKS O0ES DISMAY HAVE MEANT WeLL| LEGS BARICED OUT- 
A PAPER? BOT AREA SN ee [EASONG IS A HYMN 
e MERRI MENT - ISA NEINS PAPER ? 


\NOOP5 MY DEAR | guick WATSON | QOFELCER:! 


THERES A RIN CG THE NEEDLE . pd/| NEVER MIND OFFICER 
AROUND THE MOON - i NkQ MUZZLE HIM. 


‘SEE 1 BROUGHT 60 
LOADS UP TODAY. | 


SURE FROM S/% IN 
J\TAE MORNIN G are (ee 


SAY BILL 15 THAT ALL 


E | NOTHIH G 
}]} YOU DO ALL DAY ? You 


TO DO 


JUST WHEEL THOSE SEVEN AT NIGHT | sUST| || Dont HAVE TODO A TILL 
ROLIKS UP THAT PLANK/ || FILE THAT THING WiTH|]|DARNED THING ELSE. MERROW 
ALL DAY LONG EH BRICKS AND WHEEL ITS VOCLOLIC NOW - | x 
NOTHIN ELSE ITUP TNO FLIGHTS | DONT SNORIC ANY MORE | X 
Sars TWODAN UY-eS—nee 

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Ae mS i “a ue | 

St a j S STRETCH 


Ne 


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_ Re 
THE CounTESS LEANED 
BACK IN HER CHAIR AT THE 
FRITZ- FARLTON PULLING 
AWAY AT A GOLD TIPPED 
Prot ARTISTICALLY SHE 
BLEXN THE SMOKE INTO 
BEAUTIFULL CIRCLES. THES! 
TURNING TO HER INTERV/EANER 
PSHE ASKED -IFALION 
CAN ROAR CAN A 
SCOTCH HIGHBALL * 


| LET Him UP 
HES ALL CUT I! 


OH ES 
SWELE 


THEY TELL 
} me TAAT 
YoURE IN 
AN ORCHESTRA 
ANIONN 


1 SING SONGS ON 
THE FLOOR FROM 
NNOCOM UNTILL S/#- 
THEN 1SET THE 
TABLES TILL & 
AND AETER THAT 


AND HE NEVER TOOK ALESSON IN HIS LIFE 


oD ASE) iine = 
SLIM JOHN THE RAIL BENDER 
WHILE FOLLOWING THE TRAIL 
OFTHE NOTORIOUS OUTLAW 
SAGEBRUSH SAM HEARD 
A MOICE JOHN STOPPED 
TO LISTEN THE voICE WAS 
HOMRSE AND HUSKY ANDO 
IT SAID. 
IF THE WATER IN NEN 
VOR 19 LOW 1S TAE 
WATER IN SHANGHAI? 


[OFEICER 


HE HAS AGAITI 


ENTERED THE EDIFICE. 


AND WRITE A 
FAN LETTERS 
Gass 


BEAT THE DRUM: 


TS ¥A‘Aa. NOW 
GUESS ['LL GO UP 


THE LUN CH ROO WAS CROINDE O 
SRIENTEEN PIANO MOVERS 
WERE YELLIN G FOR BEEF STEW 
BUT TRE HANDSOME WAITRE SS 
STILL SAT FANNING H ERSELB 
wit A SLICE OFBRERD - 
FINALEY SHE SHItETED HER 
POSITION AND LOOKING 

BIG BART SQUARELN iN TRE 


EVE saim> (FTE BUNER 
ISON THE FOURTH FLOOR 


IS THE SELLER (N THE 
BASEMENT : 


| DONT C ARE. 
CALL A COP 


MEP 
GEE YOURE 
A HAPPY 


NOTHIN 
GUY y 
NY 


te 


tt) 


TO 00 Tike 
TOMORROW 


“SIC ‘IM PRINCE HE BIT YOUR. 
FATHER 


sy an 


ETHEL AND ANN WERE AT 


RUSHING UP TO THE CAPTAINS ROBINSON CRUSOE Ber STE THEY HS pi eee 
DESK. DAVE MUSH THE new | JUST LIFTED HIS NO, 4 [0 BLOCKS AND NEITHER 
CoP SALUTED AND HALTING STRIDE FROM THE SAVAGE's| HAD WAGGED THE CHIV 
AMOMENT For BReatH | NECK AND MOTIONED A ERACTION OF AN INCH - 
PIPED INA SQUEAKY voice aie ee Re me THEN ALL OFA SUDDEN 
ITIS RUMORED THAT | SPAKE THUSLY, UP SPOKANE AND SAID | 
les hal ie ON ATOOT | Ile Vou CONSIDERED MARK | LovtS VILLE GUILD A 

FOLKS JAY THEY TWAIN, HUMOROUS, Do you ies 
BUT THE HORSE WHO WAS | YNOW BOUND WAS WHITTIER? BUFEA 
‘| ne = ee 
WITH THEM SAID 


NEIGH NEIGH — AW TAKE THe | BLOW Your WHISTLE 


IQUICK WATSON | HANOCUFES OFF [YeuURE COMING 
THE YEN HAWK HE WONT RUN AWAY - TO A CROSSING?! 


LN IN mare | GET THERE AT AND WASA THE WinDOWs- NOTHIN’ 
Now GOT A 6 ENERY MORNING ROLLINTHE BEER 2 DO TILL 


JBASA |} | PoLISH THE BAR- AT LIN THE GEE f 
LUNCKHMAN SWEEP UP CLEAN MORNING I'M ALL Gauee TON RROW 
THE \NINDOINS TAROUGEH - WELL’ A HAPPY 


PGi ae 


HALE THE WORLD ARE SQUIRRELS AMD THE 
onus: aia VANS Us 


/ _| GOODA 
> = AR 
5 ed 5 


THE SUN WAS SLOWLY SETTING | INSPECTOR SCHHITA BERGER 
INTHE SOUTH A GROUP JF WAS SITTING IN HIS DEN 
SORROW/N G SOLDIERS STOOD DOPING OUT ANOTHER. GREAT 
WITH HEADS UNCQVERED MIDN (GH RAID ON THE 
AROUND THEIR DN/IN GC SLEEPY Cops \NHEN A shed si 
COMRADE + HE MADE A S1GN BROKE 1N AND SHOUTIN © 
THE TOPOF 41S LUNGS SPO 
AS IEF HE WOULD SPEA IS BUT Ss 
FA CARMER SOLD 
NO SOUND ESCAPED Him. AFTER| | 


Ww TO A SAILOR 
A DESPERATE EFFORT HE PE rs CELLAR 
WHISPERED. WoULO THE SALT ‘ 


WOULD A PAINTER PLT OFF| CE R 


ON & HEA ¥Y COAT IN 
Dust OFF THE 


HOT \NEATHER? 
EpYECTRIC CHAIR he 


to Ber 


1 MABEL WAS AT THE PARTY 

| THAT NIGHT BUT HADNT SAID 
A\NORD MOST EVERY DAMS EL 

| HAD DONE A LITTLE TURN 


FINALLY AL CRANDALG 
JUMPED VP AND INS/STED 


Pee IA Ge OS RECTE 
| SHE BLUSHED SAID "OH ICANT 
| THEN RUSHED UP FRONT © 

AND CHI RPE - 

THERE \NAS A FAIR MAIDEN OF 

RYE -\NHO SAID TO HER LOVER 
“OH, FIEe* YOU MAM. KISS ME OF 

COURSE, BUT YOU'VE GoT TOVIE 

FORCE,- AND GOOBNESS YOURE 

STROMGER TAIN 


| JOHN FEED THE KITTY 2 


QUICK WATSON THE NEED 


| KNEW HE WAS CONS5CIOUS 


Biase oO) \ |(( eEnTED 4 ORES AMD | JUST LEFT eu 
A aaa \ FOR COLIC , SEPARATED)| | Two BoWERN BUMS NOTHIN TODO 
HELLO Doc |) ANOTHER GUN FROM AFTER GIVING PREITY \\ TjLe TON 
Bey, Hs. HIS BIGTOE, WSITED THEM THE PUNP sort |\ Weegee 
THINGS . A 0OG HOSPITAL FOR AN HOUR APIECE Fae 


AND HELPED OUT 
fo) 


i jet We) 


if . 


3 ITISNT WHAT YOU USED TO BE —— 
a On LA Le oO i 7} WHAT ARE YOu GRABGING NOW — 
JCy .; Lo 006 Tet Nh ( ee 
> ¢ ss ey AW hid \ i 
lI a si ; ee Nae 
Y Soeeag heen LITTLE HERMANN HAD GONE 


IT LOOKED AS THOU THERE THE BOOB U DOWN TD THE NILLAGE 3 MILES 
GH THERE D B WAS SUFFERING AWAY T0 GEC THE MAIL 


BE NO StHow,. FROM SOME > = 
ITWAS 7 OCLOUK | FeO =THING THE DOCS RETURNING HE TOK THE 


AND THE MOB WAS TIRED KNEW THAT BOT WHAT THAT | ' 5 
meow CLAR PING AMD SOMETHING WAS NONE OF See 
(NH { 5 ; 


THE LIGHTS FLARED UP | pecipeD TO STRAP HIM TO = 

WAY HOME HE HEARO A 
ANNO THE MANAGER RAISING THE TABLE GET THE CAN NOUS E AND STOPPED-AT WAS 
HIS HAM FOR SILENCE OPENER AND Look [NTO A ROUGH VOICE AND IT SAID. 


PIPED: TRE MATTER «JUST AS THEY | 1 WATT MADE THE ElEST 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN] Vp Agour to PEEL Hina ete CINE eee 
IFHARRY ZAUDER WANTED | Le Ups Antio YELPS . y ; a . 
TRANS PARENT MILK WOULP | Oe ere tece HEEGH 15 IT FIRST MADAGASCAR? 
ME S GE ? “oye 
He a ~ pital A BANANA SICiM ? SIC IM PRINCE HE 
| = DAW Pes QUICK (NATSON THE NEEDL "et 
BIT YouR FATHER J) 


HES ALL CUT; fo’ HESOST. MOVED A LEG IN 


OHNES IM DOWN — |/ALC LHANE TO DO IS THEN AWNUGHT ) NER NOTHIY 
ON THE WATERFRONT |] 1D UNLOAD BALES (HELP LOAD IT \. TO 0O THLE 
THEN TeLe me \_ lea OF HAN FROM THE WITH BeiCks — : \TOMORQOW | 
YOURE WORKIN BoaT AL. DAY 2o HoURS A DAY aes 
AGAIM THAT'S ALL 


eae 


EA 7. 

ey & 
po 
HE TRIPPED LIGHTLY UP THE 
STEIRS, RANG THE BELL DROPPED 
THE PACKAGE AND THEN TORE 
UicE A WOLF DOWN THE STREET 
THE GOOD Kind LADY OPENED 
DXE DOOR TOOK A SLARKT AT 
THE OUTSIDE OF ME BUNDLE 
AND WITH A SCREAM FELL. 
FLAT OH HER BACK AN 
OFFICER ACROSS THE STREET 
WOKE OP SUDDENW AND 
RUSH(N G OVER READ THE 
NOTE - (T SAID 
IF THE PARIS/AN mOB TORE 
DOWN THE BAST/LE WHAT 

DID VOLTAIRE 


ALL STRETCH 


SEVENTH 


(TS THE LUCK 


OH AA DOIN & THE 
BOY CARTOONIST— 
ACTIN A rOWN GS 
PicTURE HOUSE 


WHERE ARE 
NOO \WORKIN’ 
NOW MAC 


ALL WE HANE tO DO 
(S 10 ACTS A DAY 
WE GO ON EVERY 
HoOR IT ONL TAKES 
30 MINUTES FOR 
OOR STUNT 


ey / 
a 


hie ade 


IGNAT2 STOOD GA2ING AT 
THE BURNING BUILDING 
WHILE THE CROWD INS/;DE ME 
FIRE LINES PITIED HIM IN HIS 
MESEFORTUNE AT HIS AGE 
TO LOSE ALL AND MAKE A 
NEW START. Ol. SUDDENLY 
HE RUSHED TOWARDS THE 
DOOMED JOINT AND 
GRABBING THE CHIEF'S 
TRUMPET BELLOWED 

I= GENEE CAN DAN CE 


STEADILY FOR FIVE HOURS 


HOW LONG CAN DINKEN SPIEL 2 


QuICK IVAd 


THE KnOUT!E"! 


10 AT NIGHT WE 


Tee ACr 


CALA COP, 


FROM NOON TiLL-- 


WNORIC THEN TILL 
S&M WE BLL THE 
TOWN WITH Y S(4EET 
POSTERS ABOUT 


THANK YoU AND YOU'LL THANK ME THATS THE 
BEST @UARTAH- YOu EVER IN-VES a 


THE TIERS WERE CROWDED 
THE CLINICIANS WERE CLOSELY 
OCCUPIED WITH THE MAJOR 
OPERATION. THE NICT/AAN LAY 
BASKING §N THE FUMES OF 
THE ANAESTHETIC. JUST AS 
THE Doc PICKED UP THE AXE 
TO START THE ENTERTAIN MENT 
THE ELL CAPTAIN AROSE AND 
IN A-DEEP BASS vOICe 
CHIRPED 
IF KITTENS \NERE BORN IN AN 
OVEN would THEY BE 
Biscuits 


OFFICER!: 


"\po 


NEP - 
NOTHIN: 
TO 00 TILL 
TOMDRROW +} 


GEE YOURE 
A HAPPY 
GUY 


rae . 8B b 


oo ae (@ ry > 

YAK om 
BESSIE MSCOV AND HER 
DAEEV SQUABS NERE- 


THERE !5 ALWAYS SOMETHING DOING IN 
we THE LIWES OF FAMOUS MEN 


Ue oo 


THE SUN WAS JUST PEERING 
ONER THE HOUSETU PS AS 


DANCIN G THEIR HEADS DEF] KEEGAN Got HOME HE TRIED 


ONE THIRD EN CORE 
WHEN SUDDENLY BERT 


WILLIAMS YELLED OUT - 


FROM THE WINGS 


JF THE NAMES OF GREAT 
MEN ARE NUMEROUS 


CouLD YOU COUNT DONOVAN” 


LET HIAN UP 


HE SA Gule 


| GOT ON THE SOB 
A SI THIS MORNING 
JERRN WAS S/ce 


S50 [DID HIS WORK. 


ray per sal 
AS 


THE BOSS \NWENT 0 


AN) MISSED THE KEVHOLE 
FINALLY H/5 BETTER HALE 
OPENED THE DOOR AND S7O0D 
STILL WITH SURPRISE SHE 
LODIKED H/M ONER ANOTHEN 
HOSSED THOUGH HER TEETH 
JF A STEEL DRILL COULDNT 
BoRE THROUGH A CEMENT 
SIDE ALIC \WNOULD Tw 0 
HALNES MAKE A HOLE? 
QUICK WATSON 


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THE MAN ON THE FLOOR 
LOOKED AS THOUGH HE 
WAS DEAD. JOHN FISHER 
WHO HAD SLAMMED HIM 
STOOD LIKE A&A HERO AS THE 
COP RUSHED UP AND SAID 
“WHY DID YOU SAM HIM= 
HAT DID HE SAY ? 
JOHN THREW BACK HIS 
CHEST AND P/ PED 

“HE SAID IE JDHN SON 
HCKED TEFFRIES WHAT 
COULD FROLIC 2 

OFFICER !! 

THERE HE IS THE BOOB 
WIT THE BIG BEEZER-?! 


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Queen Bee of the Daffydils 


THE UMPIRE HAD 3VST ENDED 
AFIERCE ASSAULT UPON THE 
ENGUSH LANGUAGE 
NHEN THE MAN NEXT TO 
THE MAW NEYT TO THE POST 
ASKED WHAT I(T WAS THE 
UMPLRE SHOYTEO “WHY — 
SAID THE LATTER aie 
ASIcEO 

IE A PAWN BROKER 15 YOUR 
UNCLE 15 A RESTAURANT 2? 


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HEIGHTS OF THE ANDES THE 
WOODCHOPPER GAZED ABOUF 
HIM BEFORE HE STARTET 
THE DEVASTATION OF THE 
FOREST HE RAISEO HIS AXE 
HIGH AGOVE HIS SHOULDERS, 
THEN WITH A QUICK MOTION 
BROUGHT IT DOINN. THE TREE 
TREM BLED ANDTHE ECHO 
REVER BERATED THROUGH 
THE FOREST WHEN ALL WAS 
QUIET AGAIN A PARROT IN & 
NEARBY TREE SQUAWKEP 
IF OLO BILL PENN WAS HAPPY 
ON THE DELAWARE WHAT MAD 
WASHINGTON CROSS ? 


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THRY THOUGHT SURE (T WAS 
CURTAIN S WITH OAT ABAR. 
THERE LEANING RIGHT OM 
HIS NECK WAS A LARGE 
EAT AND HEALTHY ENGINE 
BROTHER MEMBERS OF TRE 
DAFFY Ole CLUB ASSENIBLED 
HOWEVER AND LiFTED 

SALO ENGINE OFF THE 
NEUK OF OAT. HE LOOKED 
UP \NITH & SICKLY SMILE 
AND WHISPERED WEAIS LY 


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A CAMPAIGN ! 


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STOOD A WOMAN WITH A 
CHILD IN HER ARMS." JUMP, 
JUMP" CRIED THE CROWD BUT 


IN ANOICE THAT COULD BE 
HEARD CLEARLY ABOVE THE 
NELLS OFTHE: MOB IFA MAN 
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UNCLES CQULD HE CALLTHEM 
His TENANTS? 


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THERE WERE SEVENTY- ENE 
TRUTH SEEKERS AT THE 
SEANCE. THE MEDIUM WAS 
TRYIN G TO RAISE THE SpiRiT 
OF THE HERO NHO HAD BOUGHT 
A NEW SET OF TEETH FOR A 
‘COMB, AND ALL.WAS STILL 


THE WOMAN ANQNERED PENSINELY | SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS FLARED 


UP AND OUT OF THE CO RNER 
NAPOLEDN’S VOICE WAS HEARD 
TO SHOUT. COVLD NOV SAY 
THAT BUTTER WAS CONTAGIOUS 
BECAUSE ITSPREADS EAS!LN ? 


TAKE EM OFF 
WE KNOW YOU!! 


AS MCNAMARA SA]8 “ITS HARD TO 00 WITHOUT: 
> MAKE UP ” 


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ASTHE TROOPS MARCHED UP 
BROADWAY HEADED BY A 
MILITARY BAND ANOLCE FROM 
THE TOWER OF THE METROPOLITAN 
BUILDING WAS HEARD TO 
REMARK FALUN TLY. 

THERE WAS ANYOUNG ZADY OF WYRE 
\WHO DREAMED THE HOTEL WAS ON FIRE 
SHE RAN OVT IN HER SHAPE 
ON THE FiRE ESCAPE 
FALSE ALARM!!! cRiEo 
THE YOUNG MEN OF TYRE 


WOOPS MY DEAR 
HERE'S A RING AROUND 
Man- 


THE MOON. 


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MORNING AND POT 


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SPARE TIME TILL THE SHow STARTS 


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BUCKING BRONCHO 
AND AT ONE OCLOCK 
EVERY MORNING 
Un ALL THROUGH 
WELL (M GOING 


FORTHE sleErs NOW 


“YES SIR 1 WAS CHIEF CLOWN WiTH HANLON’ Pe 
SUPERBAS FOR 20 YEARS ALWAYS MINDED MY OWN 


== ESS AND GOT ALONG FAIRLY SUCCESS EVE ” 


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SIR THOMAS WAS SITTING ON 
THE BACK YARD FENCE REHEARSING 
ALEXANDER'S RAGTIME BAND 
\NWHEN OUR NEYT POOR NEIGH BOR 
RUINED HIS SALARY WING BY 
HURLING HIS WIFE'S FRENCH 
HEELED SLIPPERS THROUGH 
THE OPEN WINDOW AT THE 
GOLDEN TONED SONGSTEE. 
ANO AS SIRTHOMAS PASSE-O 
BY WE HEARD HIM MEOW. 

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1S THE LIBRARY? 


KILL HIM AGAIN 5 PUD 
HE'S GOT 6 LEFT. 


ALL ANAS QUIET IN THE POLICE 
STATION ERCEPT IN & FAR CORNER. 
WHERE & STEADY THUD, THUD, 
SHOWED WHERE A MOSSY 
COP WAS MASSAGING A 
DRUNKS DOME WIT HIS CLUB 
SUDDENLY THe LIEUTENANT 
ON THE DESK AWOKE AND 
CALLING THE COPOVER ASKED. 
IF A FRENCH MAN WAS 
(NOCULATED WITH MICROBES 
WOOLD HE THEN BE CALLEO 
A GERMAN? 


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THE GRASS HERE - 
TRIM THE 4&0 GE ~ 
PAINT THE FENCE 
_ArtO RUN ERRANDS 


AFOUL TIP HAD LAID Him 
THOU GHTLESS IN THE PRESS 
STA HO — NOTHING WAS. 
FOUND IN HIS POCKETS 
SANE AREPORTERS PASS 
AND ACARD FROM THE 
BARBER 'S UNION. JUST 

AS THE DOC HAD PRONOUNCED 
HIRA A GONER- HE OPENED 
ONE WINDOW AND ASIKED - 
IFA EIsel (S SOMETIMES CALLED 
A SKATE IS THATANY REASON 
WHY A MACKEREL SHOULD GET 
SOUSED? 


OFFICER HE'S IN AGAIN. 
NEP ome | 
70 00 TILE 


GEEOV\ TOMORROW 
HANE (T ae 


HOURS ARE EASY TOO 
FROM 6 TO G- 

THERE'S THE WHISTLE 
{ Now - I'M DONE - 


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|" DAFEYoIL CLUB ROOMS - BRUSH HEN HOP‘THE DARING BONE THE GAPING MOB AT 
| UME RESENT ESQUIMAU SPY CAME UPON TRE TFAIR GROUNDS AND WAS 
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| PAIL THE SENTR : PL ELON. SUDDENL 
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| SPORTS, NUTS, BUGS ROUGH NECKS, | AND THEN LOOKING 4 P THE sol daearmeRaena jes ae 
| ARTISTS, AUTHORS, EDITORS> SENTRY ASKED. ARE YoUA BEAS WAS POINTED TOWARDS 
| soan READS THE DAFFY ; REGULAR? HEN SMILED (Re Get Sone ier 
| (EA MOUNTAIN IS HIGH THAT KIND SMILE AND JUMPED UPON A BARREL AND 


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AN =) Ul Gurus) QUICK \INATSON tHe necove SERGI PES tea eos 
HE POLLED ANOTHER 


PLON “HANOC WITH HENRY MILLER? 
| HOW (S HE F/KED FORTHE SUMMER? BRODIE ON ME: OFE (CER! tes IN AGAIN. 
| OH 1 PLANED TNO GAMES, | (ENT ON A PEN : NEP NOTHIN : 
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PAPERS. FOR MAC HE 
WENT TO & WAIE 


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Akay ee -O- | —eely- 
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THEY \NERE ALL SEATED THE AGED COUPLE Sar 


THE SUFFRAGETTE WAS SPEECHING | AROUND THE STOVE iN THE LOOKIN G AT THE BURNING 
AND BELIEVE ME SHE CouLD GENERAL STORE AT DANBURY. | LOSS SNCDACUT SPEAK ING 


-f © LOONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MYSELE x 
a 4 j ; BUT BEFORE | WAS JS/XTEEN YEARS OLD | — 
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SPEECH JOE HASH HAD TOLD EM OF FOR FULLY AN HouR. 
MBGKIER Stee ee ciel | IS FUGHTS WITH (INDIANS =| ATLENGTH THE oun 

WAS SOME Scrczcns | ANS TRIPS ACROSS THE DEKERT | LADY SAID “DICK” AND THE 
WHEE TRON HIS SEAT Rote 5 || ONO ES HOME WEE = Tote 
HER CER LT AMO SHOUTED | FINALLY OLD HEN HANSON | (TSUE? SHE ConTINUED - 
TOHER CEASE" SPOKE UP AND Sain. DICK I. WAS ATHINICIN — 
IF RRR SM "IE NOAH LIWED TODAY DO | IF MAHO CANY 1S \WOOD* 
GERMANS AL ELIEVE HE COULD 9 

THE PORTUGUESE ?* ne AUTTY M0 BILE? [5 SAND SOAQ% 


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DUST GETTIN CEASA ines iz IM GOING 
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HIRAM CAULIFLOWER INAS 
HANGING BY H's FEET ON 
ATREE TOSHOW HI¢ 
SOMMER BOARDERS HOW 
@& BAT SLEPT. A yoIcE 
WAS HEA RO IN THE DISTANCE 
WHICH RESOUNDING IN THE 
ETHEREAL WANES PIPED 
SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 

(F BOATS HAVE FUNNELS 


HAYNE ENG/NEERS ? 


LADIES ano GENTLEMEN 
WE HAVE WITH eS 
THIS ENENIN 


IMIN THE FIRE DEPT 
NOW: ITS AN AwFUL 
PIPE - 1 WATCH 

THE PLACE FROM 
SAM TILL G PDA 


THEN STRETCH ABOUT 
AMILE OF HOSE 
1 ORY- GO TO 

DOR.4 FIRES 


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FAINTLY. SOMETHIN @ SEEMED 
TO BE OPPRESS/NG HIS MIND 
WE BENT OVER HIS RUDE 
BEDSIDE ANDAMID THE 
LESSENING SHADOWS IN THE 
LOWLY CHAMBER CAME 
HIS FEEBLE NOICE AS 


FROM ANOTHER WORLD 


iF 4 LIEUTEN ANT '5 
FASCINATING IDS A 
BRIGADIER? 


ALL STRETCH 
ITS THE LucKY SEVENTH 


You NENER SAW WIE HANGING AROUND 
ro ane AN> BROADWAY WHEN #| WAS & BOY - 


| AND GOT ALONG FAIRLY 


WASH THE WAGONS 
AND BED DOWN 

HE STALLS - 
MIDNIGHT NOW 


(SUBS [UL GO TO BED 


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THE OLO PERFORMER SAT ! 
ON HE BARREL TELLING OF 
HIS PAST SUCCESSES. 

“MES INAS CHIEF CLOWN" 
HE SAID" WITH HANLON'S SUPERBAS 
FoR TINENTY NEARS ALWAYS 
MULNDED MY OWN BUSINESS 


SOCCESS FUL" JUST THEN 
MIKE LENY RUSHED IN 
BAREHEADED AND HOWLED. 
WE ALL KNOW MAR SEILLES 
IN FRAHCE BUT DOES 
NERA CRUZ IN MEKICO? 


FUNERAL AT 2 Pam. 
STRICTLY PRWATE . 


ITS 


“OM A LITTLE BEER wonT HURT You" 


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AS SHE SWEPT MATESTICALLY 
THROUGH THE DOOR THE 
| JOBBIE AT THE TABLE 
WHISPERED HOARSELY 
“MORNING GLORY” 
SHE TURNED, TRANS F/ XED 
HIKA WHITH AN (CY: STARE 
AND HISSED, 


“Good BICYCLE” 


#797 9%? 
"FRANKLIN OIL '! FRANKLIN O:L!! 
SHOUTED THE MEDICINE MAN 
“GOOD FOR THE HIP KNEE OR 
ANKLE, SIDE BACK OR CHEST 
GOOD FOR ALL PAINS AND 
ACHES MY AGENTS WILL NOW 
PASS AMONG THE AUDIENCE AN EAR FULL. HE LIFTED IT 
&ND- JUST THEN A VOICE TO HIS EAR AND A THIN PALE 
S@QUERKED ONE MOMENT DOC~| VOICE SQUEAKED. 

IE THE DEVIL LOST HIS TAIL | IPACATS COAT (IS SLATE 
WOOLD HE GO TOA SALOON WHAT COLOR 1S ADOGS PANTS 
\NHERE THEY RETA (Le 

BAD sPiRITS ? 


CYRIL THE BOOK KEEPER. WAS 
BUSIER THAN AONE ARMED 
PARER HANGER WITH THE HIVES 
THREE DAs BEHIND WITH H/5 
BOOKS HE \WAS TRYING TO CATCH 
UP THE PHONE BELL RANG AND 
CYRIL RUSHED OVER TO GET 


—— 


STEP RIGHT INSIDE LADIES| YOURE COMING 


ANNO GENTLEMEN WE ARE i! 
Sust Apour To FEED THEM | [OA CROSSING. M 


NEP IM WATCHIN G& 1 GET UP AT y OCLOLKE 
THE R-R GATES AT / |} Amn AND PUT DOWN THE 
so CAE RRMICH BARS WHEN THE TRAIN 
HELLO SAM SK COMES THATS ALL I HAVE 


JUST GETTIN TO DO ALL aie oS 
OFF WORK ? —o 


! WORT ILL 2.30 AT NIGHT 
ONLY IS /2 HOURS | 

JUST CLEANED ALL THE 
LANTERNS Sol THINK 
(4 GO HOME 


iad 


MME PALAD/NIO HAD THE 
SPIRITUALISTSE INTHE AiR - 
THEY SAT LIKE STATUES AS 
THE TABLE DANCED THE 
GRIZZLY BEAR AND YOU 
COULD HAVE HEARD A 
HAMMER DROP. SUDDENLY 
FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN 
CAME ANOICE- IT SAID — 


IFAN IGLOO IS COLD 
ISAWIGWAM®? 


TAKE EM JOHN WE 
KNOW yYou!]! 


SORE | 

pe Nee \ GET UP AT 
1 . 

HOLOING \4 ENERY 

THAT MORNING 


REPORTER) Alice TODAY 


JOB; YG) 
AN 


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TIMES TO DAN- Wrote 
6 COLUMNS OF SUEF . 
PHONED ALL THE 

BASE BALL RESUVETS 


‘ SANO YOU'LL THINK UM A PRETTY WISE LITTLE 
FELLER WHEN YOu KNOW ME BETTER” 
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MCCABE WAS AWFULLY BUSY. 
HE HAD BEEN ON THE JOD 
FOR 12 HOURS WHEELING 
ROSIN TO THE FIDDLER. 
JUSTAS HEWAS GOING 
ALON © (NITH HIS LAST 
LOAT FERRY BOAT JENKINS 
TRPPED HINV ON THE LE@ 
AND ASKED. 
IF THE SUNRISE MAKES THE 
DAY BREAK ANDO THE SUN SET 
MAKES THE N(GHT FALL 
WHAT MAKES THE DAW DROP! 


TAKE EM OFF MAURICE! 
WE KNOW YOU 


HELD THE CIN 


EDITORS DESK DOWN 
TILL MID NIGHT - 

HE DHONEO IN THAT 
ESOP PRON TEATED 


nin 


WST AS SILK O'LOUGHLIN 
WAS ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE 
TRE BATTERIES FoR THE 
BIC GAME AN OLD 
JOBBIE (N THE BLEACHERS 
SUNIPED OD AND BARKE®. 
IFA BIRD SOARS CaN 


AN AERO PLANE? 


OFFICER: 


NEVER MIND PLL WALK 

OUT QUIETLY. DONT THINIC 
BECAUSE YOURE A COP YOU 
CAN SHOVE ME AROUND. 


THE MOG CAUGHT THE HORSE 
THIEF ANO HAD DRAGGED Him 
TA NEARBY POLE THE HEMD 
WAS TIGHT AROUND tts 
OAM S APPLE WHEN HE UP 
ANO CHIRPED. 

“AH DONT KNOW SHERLOCK 
HOLMES BUT ARSENE 
LUPIN.” 


WWE CONTEMPLATE WiTe 
HORROR THE MANIFOLD 
OUTRAGES THAT A HIGH 
PROTECTIVE TARIFE HAS 


“ANO HE NEVER TOOK A LESSON IN HIS LIFE” 


THE LEARNED MEN WERE 
DISCUSSING THE ETY MOLOGGY 
OE THE NORD. DAFFY OIL. 
SOME DECLARED IT TO BE 
AN INTOXICATED PICKLE 
OTHERS THOUGHT IT THE 
BROTHER OF A WILD SWEET 
POTATO. FINALLY A SHRIMP 
FACED BOOB WITHA SQUEAKY 
YO(CE HOPPEDUP AND 
SAID. 

\F TYE FARMERSCAN Live 
dN THE FOREST PRESERVES 
DO TOUTHINK THERE tS 
NOYRISAMENT IN THE 


INFLICTED UPON THE TILING! sy BWAY TAM? 


MASSES” 
LET HIM UP HE'S ALL CUT. 


WELL | NACTED 
ON 15 TABLES . 
TO DAY AT NOON 
WASHED ALL 


THE DISHES 


y 


MADE UP ALU THE 


SALADS FOR 
TONIGHT - 


TAKE EM OFF we Know vou 


HONG BY 

THE HEEL- 

THe CLUB AFTER DUE 
DELIBERATION DECIDES 
THAT THE AUTHOR OF THE 
FOLLOWIN G- MUST CROAK 


“INTHE ABOVE MANNER. 


HE WROTE cuts , 


IFA BROKER BONE 
KNITS CAM A RELOMMEND! 


OFFICER! 


HE HAS AGAIN 
! 
ENTERED THE EDIFICE. 


SIAINED THE BosSsSES 


BOOTS SWE PT UP 
AND PuT CLEAN 
LINEN ON THE TABLES 


AN GOAHEAO- ALITTLE BEER 
WONT HORT YOU — 


THE OLD LIGHTHOUSE THE COMMUTERS WERE 
KEEPER GATIN Hts LITTLE RUSHING INTO THE GILDED WALKIN & OP AHD DOWN IN 
ROOM LAMPINNG AT THE PALACE HE JUROERED A THE BIG STATION CHAMPING 
DARI BLUE SEA THE RE TUB OF SUDS TEXAS $/2E ee BIT AS THE HOUR 
eee ream THe AND PLACED THE JITNES sas REE ae 
Bees Ceapoen ues vies USL a SA aS Sa pol MEGAPHONE GELLOWED 

Just AS HE WAS ABOUT 


BOOK AND MADE ovT THE 70 SPLASH INTO THE FROTH LOUDLY. 

MESSAGE WHICH READ Me BARKEEP ASKED. IFA MAN WANTED To 

IF LOUISE PREFERS A IF AMAN FELL OFF THE [CATCH THE 8 O'CLOCK 
SMALL DARK MAN FOR A END OF A ROOF WOULD HE | TRAIN, AND HIS WATCH 
HUSBAND WHAT SORT OF A BE AN EAVE 9 DROP PER ? READ 7.40 WOULD HE 


MAN WOULD HER FRIEND MARIE ? 


HAVE 20 MINUTES TO EIGHT, 


JOHN - OH JOHN-| QUICK WAN | 1 GOT cl 
DONT FORGET To wwoTME LOK | THE KNOUT ./'| OFFICER: tho 


HE JUST CAME IN. 


1GET HALE AN HOUR 
FoR LUNCH AND 

AT GFOCLOCE IAA 
ALL FINISHED 


NOTHIN 
TO DO Tie 
TO MORROW 


WE START AT SUN IaSE 
ANDALL 1 HAVE TO 

DO\S TO PACK PIRES 
YP © FLOORS 


( AA A PLUMBER 5 
ASSISTANT Now 


ANNO BELIENE ne 
(Tj SOFT 


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SHYUSH— 
HERE 

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OTENY JOHNSON SHORTSTOP 
OF THE YANKEES wHo0O HAS 
(NNENTED MUD GUARDS FOR 
| ARSAIPS Amd WIND SHIELDS 
FOR SUBMARINE BOATS 
WANTS TO JOIN wirtt 
THIS. ONE 
Cari YOU DRAW AN INCLINE 


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mek CUT. 


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3 WISE 
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SHOT AT SUNRISE 
WE FOUND THE AUTHOR OF 
THIS AFTER THREE WEEKS 
DILIGENT SEARCH AND 
HAD HIS BEAN BumMPED 
AGAINST A. CANNON BALL+) 90KED AT AGGIE AND 
HIS OFFERING WAS 
IFALtL-THE WOMEN IN THE 
WORLD NENT TO CHINA 
WOULD THE MEN CO 

TO PEKIN’ 

QUICK WATSON .: 

THE NEEDLE - 
HE YUST MOVED ALEG& 


WHATS THE HARDEST \ |( MATRIMONY) 7 
KIND OF MONEN TO You BOOB 
\GET RID OF HA-HA 


GET AWAY aN 
FRUM THE 
LUNCH 
Ky 


is. 


UNOER THE ELM TREE WIDE 
DOWN BN THE RIVERSIDE 
THATS ENOUGH POETRY — 
ANYWAY AGGIE AND FREOD!): 
WERE 4S MUSHY AS 
CovulLp BE FREDDIE 


ASKED. ; 


‘(CAR ROW A BOAT— 
eed CAN OE? (an you ) 


( 
OFFICER: 
TAKE THAT HORRID MAN 
RIGHT OUT HE'S FuLl 


OF GUM DROPS 


A-LE-X-A-N-0-E-R 
WHAT 15 (HE 
HARDEST KINO OF 


MONEN/ TO GET -— 


SEARCH 
| Ne SOHN 


&O. 
ay Bs We 


HAVE YOU ANNTHIN 6 Oo 
DECLARE 9 ASKED THE 
CUSTOMS OFFICER 0F 
FERDINAND FLAP JACI 
WHO HAD JVU5T RETWRNEO 
FROM BAYONNE "yes" 
PIPED FERDIE BUT FIRST 
1 MUST ASK 

IF A QUEEN IS ALADY I5, 
AN AUTO MOBILE AGENT. 


TAKE EM OFE 
WE KNOW YOU’ 


SAY MUSH INTHE FACE 
THE U.S. HAS. nee 


BIG DENT HASNT IT 


i 


THEY HAD BEEN IN THE 
CAE FOR OVER TWO HOURS 
ANO UPTU THAT T/ME NOT 
AONE HAD EVEN HINTED 
ABOUT A DRINK 
FINALLY THE WAITER 
MEANDERED OVER AMO 
ASKED - 

IFA CAR JUMPED THE 
TRACK WHERE WOULD 


A SAFE DEPOSIT VAULT ° 


QUICK WATSON 


THE NEEDLE 


(Li SWEAR HES MOVIN & 


00-010 YoU HEAR 
ABOUT THE BIG 


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5 


TERE 
WOOD 


aot 


THE EDITOR TOOK 
A SLANT AT T+E STORY 
TWENED IN BY THE STAR. 
REPORTER AND THEN 
CALLIN © THE SCRIBE 
OVER ASKED HIM WHAT 
HE HAD TOSAY BEFORE 
HE GOT THE GATE, 


“susT ONE PUESTLON” P/PED 


HORACE ° 

(FE THE SCHOOL TEACHER 
WAS SICIi< \NOULD HE 
TAKE SN EXAMPLE: 


QFFICER +" 


eal 
THAT'S THE MAN !! GEABHIM, 


HE'S IN AGCAIV- 


CHIEF 
[Secorve Nou 
No HATE eS BONEHEAD 
TELL US 
HAROLD 5 ee 
2 or. GE 
| ON eae 


— me Qi 7 "an 
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Ss cguraaiie j \re va ie 
BLACK DAN WAS RIDING 


HERMAN PIFFLER ALWAYS TO HIS CABIN. THE NICHT 
HAD LED AN HONEST LIFE LITTLE cl AND on WAS DARIK AND DREARY, 
AND WHEN THE SUD GE HAD BEEN SITTING AT THE | HE HEARD NHAT HE 


ASKED NHAT HE HAD TO TAGLE FOR OVER AN HOVR | THOUGHT WAS MOANING: 
Sé¥ LOOKED THAT HONORABLE] $U DpDENLY PHILLIP LOOKED HE STOPPED HIS STEED 


MAN STRAIGHT IN THE UP FROMHIS GEDGRAPHY| AND LISTENED IT WAS A 

ere SAID s AND ASKEP - VOICE: HE HEARD (T SAY, 

IF COLUMBUS CIRCLE |'5Ay PA, CAN YOU DOAN] WuEN THE CAR TURNED 
‘Is ROUND IS MADISON ELECTRIC WITH AN OVER DID THE AIR BRAKE? 


SP ? INCAN DES CENT? 
. uiytc. OFFICER 


TAKE EM OFF HERMAN 
HOW ARE YOU FIED Caateie | 
WE KNOW YoU. | toe THE summer? | HES IN AGAIN 


THAT WAS AW AWEUC HED DID YOU HEAR A NOTE CHASE 
MESS THEN. SENT — ||| Presi DENTS REO UU TES ee.) \OMe THE.) (Mee PeNs 
: ‘Nn 
10 CONGRESS Meee are PRESIDENT) cyto 

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EXTRA EXTRA!" 

EAT HIM RUBBER BOOT THE 
ESKIMO GUIDE HAD TRUDGED 
THROOGH THE 1CE FOR TWO 
MONTHS. HIS FEET NERE CUT 
AINO SWOLLEN SO HE 
STOPPED OFF AT ETAH AND 
HAD THEM BREADED. 
FINALLY ON THE ©3 9 DAY 
HE CAME UPON A SMALL 
VROCK PILE IN THIERE WAS 
A NOTE FROM OLD DOC COOK 
(T SAID .1FALL THE STRAY DOCS 


(MN TOWN WERE SHOT Wook? 


THAT MAKE THE CURFEW ° 
LETH/M UP HE'S ALL CUT 


THE KING WAS SITTING OM 
THE PURPLE THRONE 
WAITING FOR THE BLOKE 
WITH THE HEAO PIECE TO 
CROWN Him. zUST AS THE 
LATTER LIFTED THE CROWN 
KING GEORGE TUOF A 
SLAM, At py s,ou=e” 
AND WINKIAEG SUN UD 


“IE AY PREDECESSOR. 
HANK THE EIGHTH WAS 


EAT WAS RICHARD COEUR 
DE LION ? (LEAN) 


Q@UuiciG WATSON 
ME NEEDLE 


Doc | HAVE SOMETHING ) 
TO SAY to NOU 4 
OE ashi 


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iE WOOD AND te 


MAKE A PENCILL 
WHY DOES 
MAKE AN INK WELL, 


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DARE 


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HEARD A 


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THE DUISE OF HORSERADISH WAS 
DUST PUTTING ON His 
CELLULOID COLLAR. BEFORE 
THE BI¢ PARADE A eTED. 
SUDDENLY THE DOOR 
OPENED AnD HIS VALET 
RUSHED /N"“HEN DUKIE “ 
HE PIPED “WELLE My WORD 
NHATS THE RUMPUS A) KED 
THE TITLED ONE 

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MAKE A PEN( tLe } 
WHY DUES GLASS 


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THE OTHER HALF ARE NUTS - 


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| BeSWIDED. TS Mn De sad ee SAUSALITO -AMNO AS THE LOVERS WERE SITTING 

| a ee. (| PUIRT AS THE CRANE ON THE BRINK OF THE 
THEN OUT OF THE DARIKNESS BEAUTIFUL R\VER WHICH 


TORTHE NOON DAY REPAST 
ONE MAN WHO HAD a SERVED CAME A MAN Of HO RSEBACIS RIPPLED IN THE EFFERNESEN CE 


BEFORE THE OTHERS WAS RINGING A BELLE YiOLENTLY| OFTHE SILVERY 4 BELLOW 


RANENOUSLY PARTAKING— | AND SHOUTING AT THE MOON. SILENCE RE\GNED, 
pee Me Scone TOP OF HLS WOICE THEIR HEARTS TOO FULL 
Royde ais ideas AN? WE PAUSED A MOMENT | FOR YTTERANCE. AT 
WIPING THE CATSUP off HIS | THEN LIFTING THE WINDOW [LAST CYRIL CHIRPED 
CHIN HE ASKED TAE WAITRESS | REARO tm CRY TERNENTLY “YELL ME 
DIDTHE PILLOW K/55 IF WESTON CAN WALK EILEEW DARLING, |—F THE 
THE SHEET JUST TO FOO MILES OW FAR MILISY WAY WAS FILLED 
COMFORTER — CAN ARCHIPELAGO ? WITH WATET WOULD 
eo Se Ropers THE STAR FISH? 
LET HIM UP HES VICI WATSON v 
ALL COTS! ~ , | OFF(ceR!: 
GIVE'IM A CHANCE - LET 7M UP. THE NEEDLE. HE'S IN AGAIN. 
(FTHE \WwooPs JOSH (NE SIC'IM 
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THE MASHER WAS IN COURT 
AND ALSO THE WOMAN wuo 
ACCUSED HiAA THE JUDGE 
PULLED BACK H/5 WHISKERS 
AND CALLING THE FAIR 
DAMSEL TO THE STamD 
SAID “NEAT DID THIS SCOVNDRE 
DAY TO YOU?" SHE puLLED 
HER HISND KERCHIEF OoVvT 
WIPED AWAY A TEAR AND 
SAID" IFA FELLOW TOOK 
HIS GIRL OUT IN A THUONDER- 
SORM WOULDHE BE A 
RAIN BOW (GEAU) 


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WE ARE LOST THE CAPTAIN 
SHOUTED AS HE STAGGERED 
DOWN THE STAIRS. 

THE SEAS WERE RIDING 
OVER THE BOAT AND 
(TLOOKED LIKE’ CURTAINS, 
THE WIRELESS MAN 
COULDNT LOCATE A Soult. 
SUDDENLY THERE NAS 
ATICK ING THEN SOME 
MORE 1T SAID 

IFA MOUNTAIN 19 ONLY 
A BLUFF WHY CANT, 
YOO STRING A WIRE: 


QUICK \WAN/! THE Kou? - JOHN FEEL THE KITTY. 


THE WOLVES WERE at THE 
DOOR HOWLIN © JUMPIN GO 
AND OCRATCHING 
FIERCELY. DANY CROCKETT 
PUSHED HIS MITT THROUGH 
THE |RON LOOPS ANC HELD 


THE DOO CLOSED, 


CALLING HIS CRANO FATHER 


hm HIM DANY GRABBED 
A PENCIL ANDO THEN WITH © 
Wis 4EFT HAND SCRIGBLED. 
IFTHE BUCKSAWS wood 
DOES THE SEESAW ROCK? 


WO LARGE SKALLETS 
OF HOPS JOHN AND 


SEE THAT THE COLLAR IS SMALL 


NT. 


Coaete 
ELoeUTION | | Jee 
HEE HEE IN WS 

HEAD 


THERE HE STOOD BOUND 
SAGCGEDANO TIED TO THE 
CANNON. ONE SECOND 
MORE AND HE WOULD BE 
SEPARATED FROM HIS 
BREATS - SOODENLY WITH A 
‘SUPERHUMAN EFFORT HE 
RAISED HIS. HEAD AND 
HOWLED HOARSELY. 
| IFA STEAMER SANK 


WOULO A SAFETY RAZOR- 
LET HIM ALONE Boys 


HELL BEALL RIGHT 
IN A MINUTE 


DID YOU HEAR. 
EN 


YoulL GET 


THE OLD DOC HAD THE 


SAN OUT READY TO 


OPERATE - HE TOPRNED tO 
THE CLASS AND CALLED 
ATTENTION TO THE 
PUEER SHAPE OF THE 
SUBJECTS DOME. A 
STUDENT SUMPED UP AT 


| THIS JUNCTURE AND 


ASIKED. 
IF A PROFESS OR FORGOT 
HIS NOTES WOULD THE 
PANO? 


QUICK WATSON 
THE GUN !!'! 
DID You HEAR 
WHAT THE 


JUDGE TOLD | 
THE GRAFTER - 


your HEARING 
Cane Mea 


THE GUIDE AND THE OLD 
ST BERNARD HAD TRUDGED 
THROUGH THE ALPINE 
PASSES For 12 HOURS 
HUNTING FOR THE LOST 
I TOURIST. FINALLY THEY 
NEARD A MNOISE. STOPPING 
IN HIS TRACISS THE GUIDE 
HELD HIS HAND tO HIS 
EAR- HE HEARD A YoICE 
(T SAD - IF HE GeT HIS 
COAT IN DAISOTA HIS HAT 
INMANHATTAMN DID HE 


GET HIS COLLAR IN COLORADO) 


OFFICER 
HE'S IN AGAIN, 


Yo MAY BE 
DEAF TONIGH 
| BuT BE IN 
coorRT AT 
Gq TOMORROW 
HA—HA - 


YEOW 
IMA 
PAN: 
CAKE 


cba You CANT KEEP A SQ@uIRREL ON THE GROUND , 
i Nee 
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Jt va x Nace ae 2 see - - for” 


| SIDNEY PISTASCH HAD HIS DOME | OLD POPHAINES STOOD O THEN THE (CRO WOU 
ON THE BLOCK WAITING FOR THE pees TEE READY To | THE MANOR ON 
THE SLAM THAT WAS TO MAKE A DRWE THAT WOULD TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. 


FORCE HIM TO DISSOLVE 
| PARTNERS UP WITH HS 
THINK TANK: THE MAN wit 


A SECOND LATER HE WAS 
COMIN (F DOWN HERDEIICST 


INOCK< CHICIe EVANS DEAD 
{© HE \NAS To SEE IT POP 


THE LHATCHET POLLED, Back \. [| UE URS ONO RIS eta ie FROM THE 52 STORY. 
REROY TO LET Fly WHEN STILL. NOT EVEN A LOCUST STRON¢r MEN FAINTED 
SNONEN CHIRPED IF A BARKED HE PUT HIS GLIM WOMEN sHRIE KE D AND 
WEEPING WILLOW WEEPS | ON THE PILE HELD HIS HORSES RAN 45 HE HiT 
With A YELLOW PINE ? HERD STILL AND WAS SOST TE PANEMEST A COP 
THE EXECUTIONER PIPED ABOUT TO SLAM WHEN THO METED HIS HEAD OF. 
NO BUT A CALIFORNIA CADDIE ASKED IE THE OLD | He MAN OPENED ONE 
REDINOOD. OAKEN BUCKET ID SICe LAMP AMO MUTTEFEDO 


<i ) 
TAKE EM OFF JOHN 
WE KNOW NOU 


HE OIDAT KNOW mMuUCH 


ABouTt BostToN BUT _. 
GE NEN YorRs ALRIGHT « 


OFFICER He's in AGAIN. 


IF AN OWL 


1S AN ARTESIAN weer? 


QUICK WATSON 
THE MASHIE!! 


OH JOHN HERE'S IFAN OWL Rg 
THE FUNNIEST [> wt anus ai 1S ey 
ONE YET WHAT DOE AMIEUERTS OLISH 
eA ah SHOOT) || A PLANO’ isin ae 
HA-HA HAND OR CAN THING 
as ile aes 


saaueron 


@ {gE BEST WAY T0GET AHEAD (5 70 RAISE CABBAGE 
; “we want! mane Dove) 


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S- 

Be Sql aS COMEDIAN | was NOONTIME (N THE 
THE DRAMATIC EDITORS STORY | sce co. HAD Beene WLLAGE CHURCH: THE 
HAD BEEN IN THE ComPOSING |“ EEN SITTING | miqisTER WAS JUST 
ROOM FULLY THREE HOURS. TTHE TABLE ALL EVENING FINISHING OP HIS SPIER 
RED JERRY THE ComPositoR | WITH His HAND ON His FoR MORE COUGH WHEN 
LOOKED AT ITUNTIL HE WAS HERD. DUSTY DAVE THE SOODENLY A BALD HEADED 


ALMOST GLIND . UNABLE TO Me 
MAKE IT OUT HE CALLED TRAGEDIAN SEEING JOE | MAN (N DHE LAST Row 


FAT SOHN OVER: THE LATTER WITH THE DUNIPS SAID AWOKE WITH A START 
TOOK A SLANT AT THE Copy |“ A PENNY FOR YOUR JUMPING UP IN HIS SEAT 
AXD SAID. “WHY THATS PLAIN- | THOU GHTS KID‘_ JOE HE BARi<eED LoudLy, 
SAYS = (ETHELATHERS |. H00KEO UP AND CHIR-PED: | Ie WAPOLEON CUSSED 
WENT ON STRIKE Oe a shane ne iag 2) soe pies °D1D 
WOULD THE PoRoUS PLasTER? | HE IF THE DEWDROPS CAPT KIDD? 


eae CAN THE RAIN FALL? 
TAKE EM Oe QUICK WATSON OFF ICEF | 
WE KNOW YOU bt THE AEEDLE Gt HE'S tN AGAIN: fo 


DID You HEAR WHY 
FARMER CURRY KILLED 


Hts ROOSTER 
=== = a a 


DID You HEAR >) 
ne WHY SOHN [HE }, oe) 
Koes ed NO tA cent 


Py 
* (Wwoor — fetes | 
oa a ah 


YOU COULD TELL FROM 

HIS GRIZZLY FACE TH AT 
KE HAD BEEN QUITE 
AWHILE IN A RIP VAN WINKLE 
WE KICKED Him A FEW 
TIMES THEN SLOWLY 
RAISINS HIMs ELF UP ON 
His ELBOW S HE WHI PERED 
HOARSELY 

1 KNOW WASHIN @TONM 
[1S OEAD BUT WHERE 
LAS OREGON: 


. 
wer ESS SE ae 
rf ~ 
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——S 


HAHA HE CRIED AS HE 
TOOK A SLANG Alin unin 
BoTT LE ON THE SANDS 
SOME SHIP WRECK (LL 
WAGER My LiFe 
DRAWING THE CORT 
HE SON THE NOTE INSIDE 
DASHING THE BOTTLE 
ReEAINST A ROCIC HE 
FRABBED THE PAPER | 
Tt READ 

IF A POSTAL OPERATOR 
WAS MARRIED /% 
SAN FRANCIS CO NOUee 
IT BE A WESTERN UNLON. 


OFFI Cama 
HE'S IN AGAIN. 


THERE \NAS A TERRIBLE 
EXPLOSION. JUST BEFORE 
THE GOOD SHIP ALICE 
OGRADY STARTED TO 00 
& BRODIE TW THE BOTTOM. 
HERBERT HUCI< LE BERRN 
THE YOUNG EWSIGCN 
RUSHED UP THE LADDER 
TOTHE CAPTAIN, AND 
| SALUTING HIM SAID. 
1E YOU PAID 254 FOR A 
DECK OF CARDS AND THEN 
WALKED ON THEM wOULD 
YOU BE TREADING THE 
PUARTER OECK? 


STAND BACK Bo S$: 
WOMEN Ano CHILOREN FIRST! 


Just BURY ME 
WHERE) CIE 4: 


——— eS 

WHAT MOT INE \ fee MOT\NE) aeaetee SURE ey MRT in 
BRINGS ALL i SR Niet jsktre|| Ges BONEKEADED | 
) THOSE SKIRTS (1 DUNNO THE SquAGs CAN YOU} ae CRAB 
ee pene Ce you? a \ TO RENO ; se) Ks HO - wa } \ WONT HOOT 


4, 


BUCK GAGUS WAS ONE BAD 
GUY. HE MAGE THE TENDERFOOT 
DANCE FOR J MINUTES 

THEN TURNED TOHUNT UP 
ANOTHER ."WHAT-S THAT ” 
BARKED Bite AS HE HEARD 
TRE GOOB MUM BLE 

“| SAN "CHIRPED THE DANCER 


“TE BROOKLYN'S OUTFIELDER 
IS WHEAT 15 SNODGRASS ? 


TAKE EM OFF 
WE KNow you !! 


PAUL PEPPERKAINT JUMPED 


INAS HE SAW THE DROWNIN( 


MAN GO DOWN FoR THE 
THIRD TIME 
HIM SAFELY TO SHORE AND 
ROLLED Hi M OVER A BARREL 
FOR FULLY AN HOUR - 

PAUL SEEIHG NOSIGNS OF 
LiFE STARTED AWAY 
WHEN SUDDENLY THE MAN 
ON THE BARRE ASKEC 
IF VERD. BOWED WOULD GOUNOD 


QUICK WATSON 
THE NEEDLE!!! 


4+E& BROUGHT 


Seen O 
A CARNEGIE MEDAL 
FORTHE AUTHOR OF THIS 


ANV MAH BRAVE ENROUOCH 

TOSENO A DAFFEY LIKE 

THIS IN SHOULD BE DELORATED. 
HE WROTE . 


ON FRIDAY NIGHT IF 
WE SATURDAY LONGER 


WOULD T BE SUNDAY?’ 


OFFICER! 
OK OFFICER 


HE'S IN AGAIN! 


SOHN 'S KID TOOK if Feu DID YOU 

AN AWFUL | ASEEEP lec an ie eee Eat aly Neste 
TUMBLE LAST JOHN THE FALL TO SLEEP aes 
NIGHT HA-HA = FEED JOHN'S KID NO HEE-HEE 
TELL THERE > 
als TOOK US A RING 

| Kigtstialt tae VE y] AROUND 

THE mOOv. 
Z a) NO %®&® 


PFIT be Tip = 4 
oe NL 


peas ay THE MOB WITH PITCH FORKS 
WAS GAIN ENG ON Hin | 


HE WRITES 


! THE PROFESSOR HAD HIS 
ISINCERELY HOPE AND | SoBzECT STIPE IN THE CHAIR | oe cae eal e eae ee 
TRUST THAT ( WILL BE ‘AND THE CROWD WAS Lice 3 
VOTED A MEMBER ATTHE | speLt BOUND HoRSETHIEF BUT AT THE 
COMING MEETING. FOR "HE THINKS UES AANHALE” {RAILROAD CROSSING HE 


REFERENCES | CAN REFER ae 3 STOPPED AND RAISING 
OUI BS AND BOWING OTHE | KS RIG AAR Opens 
JAMAICA (A TWN CONSISTING DELIGHTED MULTITUDE IF GLENN CURTISS TRIED 
OF THREE THINGS MORNING | sUDDENLY THE BooB LOOKED: Ne AND CELL 
MOON AND NIGHT) PLEASE 00] UVP ANDO HOWLING LIKE A APA HE SEE HIS 
YOUR BEST FOR (FI FAIL IN |, WOLF OAID . ee SPLAT Nl DE 
THIS MY INITIALATIEMPT |IF DOC Cools CLAIMED HE OR PLAIN ( NM 
(SHALL BE TEMPTED TO' REACHED MT M¢i</NLEY rt . t 
JOIN THE BROOIKLYNS . | wOULD YOU CALL HIMALAYA OFFICER ‘/ 


IFCAPT ANSON WROTEA Book 
WHAT OUED BLEACHER (TE? QUICK WATSON HE'S IN AGAIN 


KE EM OFE WE ENOow You THE TOOLS an 
WILLIAMS BURG 
i a 


THERE LL ALWAYS cEN THERE'LL ALWAYS 
(pe oee roe nee “Stoo \ BE ONE HUBO 


HA! HA 
Ric (F you 
\ARouND NEW YO SIDDAP . must || AROUND MWEW YORK 7 eonel 
NAROLEO oLp 
WHO Nae oKoUT 
FOR ,A BOOB 


| \ Ronee 
TRS ea 
Paso 


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1 
b 4 
BEAT a if 
(T 
me 


HE WASNT SAVIN A WORD HE 
WASNT THREATENING A 
SOVL AND WASNT EVEN 
MAIKING FACES THE CUP 
WALICED UP AND TAPPING 
HIM ON THE SHOULDER . 
SAID WHAT 00 YOU WANT? 
THE BOOB WITH THE ANGELIC 
EVFPRESSION STRAIGHTENED 
UP AND REPLIED 

WHAT KIND OF A HOTEL 
WoULD you CALL A VIOLIN * 


ee aS Ae 


\ET TM 1) HE'S Alt CUT. THE GUN AND THE SOUP 4, 


ON A 


HEY ADCLPHUS ON . 
WHAT TOE DOES 
A CORN NENER COME ? 


MISTLE TOE 


sh Le a 

THE PRISON ae ee HIS 
TEMPERATURE WAS 227 
AND THAT HE WOULD 
KISS OFF AT ANY MOMENT: 
THE ONDERTAKER WAS 
NIEASU RING HIM FOR 
HIS WOODEN KIMONA 
WHEN HE LIFTED HIS 
HERD AND HOARSELY 
WHS PERED. IF you HAD 
NO CALIFORN/A CHERRIES 


WOULD PEN ITENTIARIES Do? 


—— 
————— 


QOVICKK WATSON 


1) 


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Op FATHER | VANE) S 


cage Vee 


THEY HAD HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS. 
THERE HE WAS NITH THE 
STOLEN HORSE « (TTOOK THREE 
DAYS TO GET DAVE DOUGHNUT 
BuT AT LAST HE WAS CORNERED. 
THE SHERIFE NALKED Him 
BACK TO SORE TOE HIS 
NATIVE TOWN AND THERE 
HIS OLD FATHER MET Him, 
\NITH HEAD BOWED DAVE 
SHOOK THE OLO GENTS 
HAND THEN LOOKING UP 
SUDDENLY WITH FLASHIN 
EYES — HE TOOK A 

LONG BREATH — 


TO BE CONTINUED — 


SAY Do YOU KNOW ON 
WHATTIOE & CORN ee 
\ NENER Grows ON RADISH = 
near eee) 
aut HA. 


‘i os 4/7 SNAP 


Ly hie 


THE TEACHER HAD JUST 
FINISHED READING A 
BEAUTIFUL~FAIRY STORM 
AND CLOSING THE BOOK 


tov) 
g, a ie 
as “ETT | DONT CRY my CHILD IT 


THERE WERE NO SIGNS OF MUST COME TO ALL OF US, 
VIOLENCE AROUND. THERE | AND THEN JUST THINIC 


WAS NOTHING \NHICH LOOK AT THE TIME | Ec 

WOULD INDICATE THAT” WROTE TO BOSTOCK FOR | PAID THAT Eee 

Me CeeeTesor flay, [TIGRE Axo HE DROPPED] “nics atk QUEERS 

MET \N 

BUT ON THE TABLE WAS ME pets UP JUMPED FRECIKLED 
- NOSE FANNIE AND IN 


eee 
GET WATSON QUICK 


THis SOOKE Feri 
ALUM: NUM WITH 


A Notes 2 lt READ. 
SHE WANTED MORE HAIR 
| S01 GANE HER A 
| CIGARETTE PUFF ! 
TAKE EM OFF | SAY SOR PVs 
WE KNOW YOU!!! | Ruse THE Pees!!! 


AL ISTHE FIRST GUY ALPHABET) (wo cs KID 1S WISE 
HA-HA- 
} 
pet 


A SQUEAKY vO/LCE ASICED 
WHY DID THE GOOD DRUGGIST 
MAKE MEDI- CINE?! 


OFFICER!!! 


NEVER MIND [75 ALE 
OVER NOW 


Bivkwmn visor: 
| MY DEAH 


A-B-c 3 
THERES 


THEN TELL YOU ABOUT 
(N SCHOOL THESE DAYS 

Ho-HO. 
ray AROUND © 
| THE MOON 


—————— 


\ 
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af 


THROW UP YER HOOKS 
PIPED THE HIGHWAYMAN 
INA HUSKY VOICE AS THE 
PEDESTRIAN SLOWLY 
ADVANCED “ONE MOMENT 
WY MAN “PIDED THE LATTER 
AS HE RESTED H!5 HANDS 
OM HIS HIPS THEN 
CONTINUIN(& (ol =e SAD 
“TE EN GLAND GETS into 
TROUBLE WITH GERMAN yY 
NILE REDLAY BRIER AND 


CANADA 2 
LET HIM UP 


HE'S ALU CuTT!!!! 


IF A COUCH 
isA BEC 
(Sy) 
CATER PILLAR 
Sse HAW 


ea 
gil 4 ls 


SAB Rt 


HENRY HAWKINS THE MISSIONARY 
WAS SLOWLY MELTING 
HIMSELF (NTO A STEW 

THE CANNIBALS HAD PUT 
HEN INTHE POT AND HE 
WAS SQUIRMING LIKE A 


| TURIC/ SH DANCER. SUDDENLY 
) PULLING & BOOK OUT OF 


His HAT HE TURNED TO 
PAGE 23 AND READ 


IFA CANN IBAC witl EAT 


HIS SISTER WOULD 4A 
Cow EAT HER FODDER ’ 


—— 


TAKE EM OFF 
WE KNOW YOU. 


‘ae | DUST HEARD 
| WHAT HO) | Pip 
SHE 


—(NPts 
a aie 


¢ 5 A NOTaER 


SHooT:! 
THE PLACE WAS FuLt OF CAPPERS 
BUT OvR HERO DIDNT GET HEP 
TOTHE GAME ONTiIL HE WAS 
DOWN TO HIS LAST SITNEN - 
TOSSING SAID NICKEL OUT ON 
THE LINE HE 00KED THE 
DEALER IN THE EVE AND 
SID SO THAT EVERYONE 
IN THE ROOM COULD HEAR 
trim. 


IE A SMA ALL STREAM 
15 CALLED A RIVULET - 


15 A SMALL ARM SBEEED 
AM OMELETTS ? 


OFFICER 


HE'S IN AGAIN: 


\F ACOYUCH 
(SA BED 
ISA 
BUTTERFLY 
HA #A- 


| oo °) Ae i 
hbo | ns yt 


AWW ) e+ 
i Ne pe, Bike| ies eRer ee 
r«..c0, Mill Joe. Te) HOV. E& Actd AWFUL 
C. MMI Kone" £8 Ai —tadfhy \NET OUTSIDE. 


Wy, So 
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WHATS YOUR NAME miss"? ce OLO VIC MSGUIRE WITH 
ASKED THE CENSUS MAN THE MOB WAS AT HIS HEELS. HIS FLOW/NG BEARD WAS 


TELLING OF THE EARW DAYS 


OF THE FAIR OAMSEL RHODERICK DHU TOOK A. 
WUT TRE DOG Ho? STER AND A JUMP “IWHN | KNEW A MARRIED 
“HELEN FRENCH " P/PED ANG AWAITED THE ATTACK COUPLE IN THOSE DAYS" 
THE SISIRT AS SHE THEN WANTED HIS GOLT SAIDVIC WHO COULDNT 
SMILED SWEETLY AND &NO WERE GOING TO CET EAT STRAW BERRIES 
BATTED INE OLE HOU Mt"), Cro RHOUERICk DE GGeD erineat were any 
5 WELL WHAT Te il i ear | HIM SELE AND THROW (MC ae STRAW BERRIES 
ENGLISH “CHiRPED THE| His HEAD BACK OFFICER 

Gis hiltates SHOOTED OQEFIANTLY. HE'S /N AGAIN 


SOME PEOPLE SWEAR 

LET Him UP BECAUSE THE 17 YEAR G0 GEE \ ge 
, LOCUST. (From DATFY oUFEY) ( SPILLED ae 
d QUICK WATSON tHe NEEDLE. Tinie / 

aR ata IF TAVA (5 

| HAVE 
Be, Ser 
\ T ASK vou AG i 
{Stor HA- HA 

—— 


ee eel ee aes 


THANK ~YoU ONE AND ALL 


of P A — 
a ero ae a os, 
[SCARS SO eS SS a 


When you hace finished with this, 


he 


pass it along to some poor friend. 


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